In a relationship with a fitness cult member and not sure what to do? Well, it's your lucky day! We put together these ten awesome tips to help you navigate the crazy world of dating a cult member.
1. Try To Act Interested When They Are Explaining The Finer Points Of The Overhead Squat:
2. Don't Spend Too Much Time Worrying - This Stuff Is Safe Right?
3. Deny Everything When Your Friends Ask If You Are Dating Him
4. Wait Patiently While They Check Tomorrow's Workout During Dinner.
5. Try To Stay Calm When You Spend Eight Hours At A Fitness Competition
6. Act Like The Cult Jokes Are Just As Funny As The First Time He Told Them
7. Don't Ask About The Sneaker Infatuation - It's Too Complicated
8. Hold Back The Rage When You Hear The Word "Swole" For The Thousandth Time
9. Ignore Your Parents When They Start To Question Your Dating Choices
10. Resistance Is Futile - Give In And Join The Cult!
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